Easy As That


  1. Optimus Prime & Captain America. Just like in the comics, crossover events are pretty common in our house.

I’d say the chances of these costumes lasting until Halloween are about 30%.

    Optimus Prime & Captain America. Just like in the comics, crossover events are pretty common in our house.

    I’d say the chances of these costumes lasting until Halloween are about 30%.

  2. ☛ http://thememegeneration.tumblr.com/post/97827766042/someone-is-unhappy-with-the-tooth-fairy

    thememegeneration:

    Someone is unhappy with the tooth fairy.

    When Sam lost his first tooth, he didn’t want to leave it for the Tooth Fairy. So I told him, since this was his first tooth, we could just leave the Tooth Fairy a note explaining that he wanted to keep it.

    So we got a piece of blue construction paper and decided what to write on the note. We rolled it up and put it beside his bed.

    As we were getting ready for bed, I saw Sam staring at the note.

    "Whatcha thinkin’, buddy?" I asked.

    "I really like blue."

    "You don’t want her to take the note, do you?"

    "No."

    So TF didn’t take the note, but instead wrote her own note on the back. And still left money.

    None of this was covered in the training videos.

  3. I mean, it’s my phone. What else would I have pictures of?

    I mean, it’s my phone. What else would I have pictures of?

  4. Somethin’ suspicious about that flower in the backseat. on Flickr.
  5. Me, to Siri: “Remind me in 6 hours I can have medicine again.”

    Six hours later…

    Great work, Siri. Ya nailed it.

  6. cleversimon:

    kyrafic:

    You never forget your first… OTP.

    Oh, the miserable hours of adolescence I spent happily daydreaming about them.  And handwriting fanfic about them getting trapped in caves together and stuff.  

    (Also let’s not forget that this is all in Beverly’s head, and even then she knows he’d believe her.  Just that simply.)

    This might be my favourite TNG episode. It’s a fantastic detective story (I’ve probably got a thesis in me about how 90’s-era Trek was as much a detective show as it was SF), it’s a Dr. Crusher detective story, she and Picard look at each other like that, it’s creepy as all fuck, and it has one of my very favourite pieces of dialogue in all of Star Trek:

    Dr. Crusher: Here’s a question you shouldn’t be able to answer. Computer, what is the nature of the universe?
    Computer: The universe is a spheroid region 705 metres in diameter.

    In closing, "Remember Me" is on Netflix and I guess I’m not going to bed yet.

    My favorite line:

    "If there’s nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe."

    I say that *all* the time.

  7. everythinginthesky:

There have been a few sightings of my brother (far left in this picture) since he went missing.  We’re still trying to gauge the legitimacy of them but we’ve put together a map of them so far.
Again, if you know of anyone in south England, especially Hants/Hampshire, please do let them know to keep an eye out for him.
Thanks.

    everythinginthesky:

    There have been a few sightings of my brother (far left in this picture) since he went missing. We’re still trying to gauge the legitimacy of them but we’ve put together a map of them so far.
    Again, if you know of anyone in south England, especially Hants/Hampshire, please do let them know to keep an eye out for him.
    Thanks.

  8. Dude turned 5 today. He’s getting so tall—I keep catching him reaching things he used to need a step-stool to get to. I’m not one of these parents who doesn’t want their kid to grow up. I just don’t want to have to buy a house with cathedral ceilings. 

Happy birthday, buddy.

    Dude turned 5 today. He’s getting so tall—I keep catching him reaching things he used to need a step-stool to get to. I’m not one of these parents who doesn’t want their kid to grow up. I just don’t want to have to buy a house with cathedral ceilings.

    Happy birthday, buddy.

  9. GPOYW wearing glasses. Because I wear glasses now. Because glasses are cool.

    GPOYW wearing glasses. Because I wear glasses now. Because glasses are cool.

  10. ☛ Shoots & Leaves

    onethingwell:

    Take a picture with Shoots & Leaves, and it gets uploaded to a hosting service. The app gets a link to the uploaded photo and does something with it. You decide what that something is. For example, you can:

    • Create a reminder
    • Send a text message
    • Send an email
    • Copy to the clipboard
    • Open it in Safari

    Shoots & Leaves also supports sending to third-party apps, including Omnifocus and Drafts.

    App Store