Smart Goat is also a Great Goat!
monkeyfrog: He is now a featured Great Goat at All Things Goat! Wow. Published in Twitter Wit and declared a Great Goat all in the same day. That’s it for me, folks. I’m done. I’m retiring at the top of my game. Nowhere for me to go from here but down, anyway. The Internet’s a fun place, isn’t it? (And thanks to monkeyfrog for making it happen.)
If I were thinking about running in the Komen Race for the Cure and if I were thinking about organizing a team to run together, what hypothetically should be the name of that team?
I guess SmartGoat is the only person to ever have... →
(via entropyas) Excellent.
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A Tumblr Dashboard API. Did I do it right?
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So I Used My Full Legal Name For That Anagram...
And it came back with ROMPISHLY AMIABLE JAW. Which is awesome because anytime somebody calls you rompishly anything it’s WIN.
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halfbakedidea: toseethis: thisistheglamorous: The best thing ever on the internet, or THE BEST THING EVER on the internet? (via lineara:pyroclastic) I want to listen to it forever! I cannot stop laughing Aaaaand I have a new ringtone.
justfantastic: WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE SMURFETTE? Seriously, can anyone answer this? Because girl Smurfs are created from casting a spell on a special kind of mud, and then they’re evil until Papa Smurf casts a different spell on them and I mean no I have no idea at all.
DO YOU LOVE GOATS?
monkeyfrog: My sister and her friend have started a new website, called All Things Goat. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!! I found nothing about myself there so… FAIL. Kidding, I love it. I expect to waste lots of time there. Now, how do I get listed under “Great Goats?”
Let's hope the day does NOT come that we use...
notactuallyme: milkglassmao: thedayhascome: thatisnotfunny: I had to Febreze the baby, because we’re out of whatever it is that you would normally use to clean these things. — thedayhascome Everyone knows that Febreze is dangerous to pets so it is probably bad for a baby. Everyone who had the misfortune to read this FILTH, please do NOT take after @thedayhascome and, instead, wash your...